32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
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He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
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You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
he had hair everywhere except his balls
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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