I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
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He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
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Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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