Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
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Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
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Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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