I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
no you cant smoke seaweed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Randomize