Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
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We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
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I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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