Non-Jews are for practice
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
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I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
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You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
So vagazzling was a success
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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