i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
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There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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