I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
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I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
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My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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