the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
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they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
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How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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