she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
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The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
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Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
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