mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
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I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
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some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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