I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
nutella sex= disaster
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
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He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
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show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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