The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
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You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
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Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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