Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
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He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
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I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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