i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
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The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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