i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
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I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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