Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
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If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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