My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
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I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
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this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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