I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
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DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
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just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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