why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
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Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
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I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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