do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
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remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
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It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
It's shark week go big or go home
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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