I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
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Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
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I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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