If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
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We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
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i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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