just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
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Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
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Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
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wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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