I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
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Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
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I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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