it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
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I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
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Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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