Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
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Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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