I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
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you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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