After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
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I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
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Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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