the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
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I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
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those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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