1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
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I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
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If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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