Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
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He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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