You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
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well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
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I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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