This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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