she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
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there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
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Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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