'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
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You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
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Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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