YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
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I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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