i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
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i think i scared a bird with my dick
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
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He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
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