I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
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And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
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to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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