and i looked up. we had an audience...
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
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I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
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I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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