A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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