I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
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Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
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Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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