he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
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I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
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Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
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