You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
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Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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