bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
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Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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