I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
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we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
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SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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