Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
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A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
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Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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