yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Randomize