You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
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I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
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Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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