You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
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In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
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Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
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