so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
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Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
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I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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