Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
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I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
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Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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