it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
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Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
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I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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